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	<title>Blue Dwarf</title>
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	<description>A text-based roleplaying game based on Red Dwarf</description>
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	<itunes:summary>A text-based roleplaying game based on Red Dwarf</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<itunes:name>Blue Dwarf</itunes:name>
		<itunes:email>david@ongoingworlds.com</itunes:email>
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	<itunes:subtitle>A text-based roleplaying game based on Red Dwarf</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Podcast 028 – Intermission</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 07:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amber plans the attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld and starts gathering as much alcohol as they can to use as weaponry.]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Amber plans the attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld and starts gathering as much alcohol as they can to use as weaponry.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Amber plans the attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld and starts gathering as much alcohol as they can to use as weaponry.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 027 &#8211; Funeral clues</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-027-funeral-clues/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-027-funeral-clues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cassandra watches Efof receiving some mysterious clues during the funeral, and helps him decode them.]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Cassandra watches Efof receiving some mysterious clues during the funeral, and helps him decode them.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Cassandra watches Efof receiving some mysterious clues during the funeral, and helps him decode them.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 026 &#8211; Arresting developments</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-026-arresting-developments/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-026-arresting-developments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 15:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Space Corps marines break into the Drive Room with orders to capture Captain Chrysler, but they decide to join him. BlueDwarf026-arresting-developments]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Space Corps marines break into the Drive Room with orders to capture Captain Chrysler, but they decide to join him. - BlueDwarf026-arresting-developments</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Space Corps marines break into the Drive Room with orders to capture Captain Chrysler, but they decide to join him.

BlueDwarf026-arresting-developments</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 025 &#8211; Hail to the Chief</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-025-hail-to-the-chief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 15:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chief of Security Rosette meets Davie Jones. BlueDwarf025-hail-to-the-chief]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Chief of Security Rosette meets Davie Jones. - BlueDwarf025-hail-to-the-chief</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Chief of Security Rosette meets Davie Jones.

BlueDwarf025-hail-to-the-chief</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 024 &#8211; Seeing the Queen again</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-024-seeing-the-queen-again/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-024-seeing-the-queen-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 22:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seymour meets Cass, posing as Queen Brittany and wants to be her Royal Ambassador again. But there&#8217;s doubt she is who she says she is. BlueDwarf024-seeing-the-queen-again]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seymour meets Cass, posing as Queen Brittany and wants to be her Royal Ambassador again. But there&#8217;s doubt she is who she says she is.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Seymour meets Cass, posing as Queen Brittany and wants to be her Royal Ambassador again. But there&#039;s doubt she is who she says she is. - BlueDwarf024-seeing-the-queen-again</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Seymour meets Cass, posing as Queen Brittany and wants to be her Royal Ambassador again. But there&#039;s doubt she is who she says she is.

BlueDwarf024-seeing-the-queen-again</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 023 &#8211; Will the Pancake flip?</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-023-will-the-pancake-flip/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-023-will-the-pancake-flip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An injured John Bromin meets Justin Pancake, who is excited to hear there&#8217;s a Hymenoptera onboard, then explains how he was told his future by a time traveller called Potential, who then tells him to rebel against Captain Chrysler. BlueDwarf023-pancake-flip]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An injured John Bromin meets Justin Pancake, who is excited to hear there&#8217;s a Hymenoptera onboard, then explains how he was told his future by a time traveller called Potential, who then tells him to rebel against Captain Chrysler.</p>
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		<title>Podcast 022 &#8211; Unexpected company</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-022-unexpected-company/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-022-unexpected-company/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Davie decides to destroy the Space Corps warship&#8217;s docking tubes, then comes face to face with a rampaging Hymenoptera. BlueDwarf022-unexpected-company]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Davie decides to destroy the Space Corps warship&#8217;s docking tubes, then comes face to face with a rampaging Hymenoptera.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Davie decides to destroy the Space Corps warship&#039;s docking tubes, then comes face to face with a rampaging Hymenoptera. - BlueDwarf022-unexpected-company</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Davie decides to destroy the Space Corps warship&#039;s docking tubes, then comes face to face with a rampaging Hymenoptera.

BlueDwarf022-unexpected-company</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 021 &#8211; Smile you&#8217;re on camera</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-021-smile-youre-on-camera/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-021-smile-youre-on-camera/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Getting ready for a public announcement, Cass gets a call from the Prime Minister who suspects she&#8217;s not Queen Brittany after all, and asks her to take a series of tests, proving she is who she&#8217;s claiming to be. BlueDwarf021-smile-youre-on-camera]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Getting ready for a public announcement, Cass gets a call from the Prime Minister who suspects she&#8217;s not Queen Brittany after all, and asks her to take a series of tests, proving she is who she&#8217;s claiming to be.</p>
<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf021-smile-youre-on-camera.mp3">BlueDwarf021-smile-youre-on-camera</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Getting ready for a public announcement, Cass gets a call from the Prime Minister who suspects she&#039;s not Queen Brittany after all, and asks her to take a series of tests, proving she is who she&#039;s claiming to be. - BlueDwarf021-smile-youre-on-camera</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Getting ready for a public announcement, Cass gets a call from the Prime Minister who suspects she&#039;s not Queen Brittany after all, and asks her to take a series of tests, proving she is who she&#039;s claiming to be.

BlueDwarf021-smile-youre-on-camera</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 020 &#8211; A vacation in the airvents</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-020-a-vacation-in-the-airvents/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-020-a-vacation-in-the-airvents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Bromin meets a creature in the air vents. BlueDwarf020-vacation-airvents]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Bromin meets a creature in the air vents.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>John Bromin meets a creature in the air vents. - BlueDwarf020-vacation-airvents</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>John Bromin meets a creature in the air vents.

BlueDwarf020-vacation-airvents</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 019 &#8211; N Deck</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-019-n-deck/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-019-n-deck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Davie Jones engages the SpaceCorp marines that have boarded the ship. BlueDwarf019-n-deck]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Davie Jones engages the SpaceCorp marines that have boarded the ship.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Davie Jones engages the SpaceCorp marines that have boarded the ship. - BlueDwarf019-n-deck</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Davie Jones engages the SpaceCorp marines that have boarded the ship.

BlueDwarf019-n-deck</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 018 – Cash my golden paradox</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-018-cash-my-golden-paradox/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-018-cash-my-golden-paradox/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In his lab, Rufus discovers a paradox behind the Dale Winton-bot and hatches a plan to create a new robot and sent it through time. BlueDwarf018-cash-my-golden-paradox]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In his lab, Rufus discovers a paradox behind the Dale Winton-bot and hatches a plan to create a new robot and sent it through time.</p>
<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf018-cash-my-golden-paradox.mp3">BlueDwarf018-cash-my-golden-paradox</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In his lab, Rufus discovers a paradox behind the Dale Winton-bot and hatches a plan to create a new robot and sent it through time. - BlueDwarf018-cash-my-golden-paradox</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In his lab, Rufus discovers a paradox behind the Dale Winton-bot and hatches a plan to create a new robot and sent it through time.

BlueDwarf018-cash-my-golden-paradox</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 017 &#8211; Casualties</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-017-casualties/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-017-casualties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr Keto gets an influx of casualties in the medibay, and has to make some tough triage decisions, whilst dealing with the death of one of his nurses. BlueDwarf017-casualties &#160;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr Keto gets an influx of casualties in the medibay, and has to make some tough triage decisions, whilst dealing with the death of one of his nurses.</p>
<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf017-casualties.mp3">BlueDwarf017-casualties</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Dr Keto gets an influx of casualties in the medibay, and has to make some tough triage decisions, whilst dealing with the death of one of his nurses. - BlueDwarf017-casualties -  </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Dr Keto gets an influx of casualties in the medibay, and has to make some tough triage decisions, whilst dealing with the death of one of his nurses.

BlueDwarf017-casualties

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		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 016 &#8211; Confused</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-16-confused/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-16-confused/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 19:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rufus gets a visit in his lab from a self destructing Dale-Winton robot, and then an email from Rosette. BlueDwarf016-confused]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rufus gets a visit in his lab from a self destructing Dale-Winton robot, and then an email from Rosette.</p>
<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf016-confused.mp3">BlueDwarf016-confused</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Rufus gets a visit in his lab from a self destructing Dale-Winton robot, and then an email from Rosette. - BlueDwarf016-confused</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Rufus gets a visit in his lab from a self destructing Dale-Winton robot, and then an email from Rosette.

BlueDwarf016-confused</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 015 &#8211; Once more unto the breach</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-015-once-more-unto-the-breach/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-015-once-more-unto-the-breach/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Many spacecraft join the Blue Dwarf as it prepares to attack the Hymenoptera homeworld. But just before they can launch an attack, two SpaceCorps warships arrive ordering Captain Chrysler to cancel the attack&#8230; BlueDwarf015-once-more-unto]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many spacecraft join the Blue Dwarf as it prepares to attack the Hymenoptera homeworld. But just before they can launch an attack, two SpaceCorps warships arrive ordering Captain Chrysler to cancel the attack&#8230;</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Many spacecraft join the Blue Dwarf as it prepares to attack the Hymenoptera homeworld. But just before they can launch an attack, two SpaceCorps warships arrive ordering Captain Chrysler to cancel the attack... - BlueDwarf015-once-more-unto</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Many spacecraft join the Blue Dwarf as it prepares to attack the Hymenoptera homeworld. But just before they can launch an attack, two SpaceCorps warships arrive ordering Captain Chrysler to cancel the attack...

BlueDwarf015-once-more-unto</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 014 &#8211; A call to arms</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-014-a-call-to-arms/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-014-a-call-to-arms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Frustrated and emotional after the attack, Captain Jay Chrysler announces that the Blue Dwarf is going behind the backs of the Space corp, and retaliating against the Hymenoptera by attacking their homeworld. BlueDwarf014-call-to-arms]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frustrated and emotional after the attack, Captain Jay Chrysler announces that the Blue Dwarf is going behind the backs of the Space corp, and retaliating against the Hymenoptera by attacking their homeworld.</p>
<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf014-call-to-arms.mp3">BlueDwarf014-call-to-arms</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Frustrated and emotional after the attack, Captain Jay Chrysler announces that the Blue Dwarf is going behind the backs of the Space corp, and retaliating against the Hymenoptera by attacking their homeworld. - BlueDwarf014-call-to-arms</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Frustrated and emotional after the attack, Captain Jay Chrysler announces that the Blue Dwarf is going behind the backs of the Space corp, and retaliating against the Hymenoptera by attacking their homeworld.

BlueDwarf014-call-to-arms</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 013 &#8211; Betrayed</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-013-betrayed/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-013-betrayed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rosette watched the CCTV cameras as Seymour goes through the stuff in her apartment, and gives away her priceless hairloom to a &#8220;cash for gold&#8221; Dale Winton-bot. BlueDwarf013-betrayed]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rosette watched the CCTV cameras as Seymour goes through the stuff in her apartment, and gives away her priceless hairloom to a &#8220;cash for gold&#8221; Dale Winton-bot.</p>
<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf013-betrayed.mp3">BlueDwarf013-betrayed</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Rosette watched the CCTV cameras as Seymour goes through the stuff in her apartment, and gives away her priceless hairloom to a &quot;cash for gold&quot; Dale Winton-bot. - BlueDwarf013-betrayed</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Rosette watched the CCTV cameras as Seymour goes through the stuff in her apartment, and gives away her priceless hairloom to a &quot;cash for gold&quot; Dale Winton-bot.

BlueDwarf013-betrayed</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 012 &#8211; Coded message</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-012-coded-message/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-012-coded-message/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 10:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Efof is given a piece of paper during the funeral of the crewmembers killed in the Hymenoptera attack. BlueDwarf012-coded-message]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Efof is given a piece of paper during the funeral of the crewmembers killed in the Hymenoptera attack. <a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf012-coded-message.mp3">BlueDwarf012-coded-message</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Efof is given a piece of paper during the funeral of the crewmembers killed in the Hymenoptera attack. BlueDwarf012-coded-message</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Efof is given a piece of paper during the funeral of the crewmembers killed in the Hymenoptera attack. BlueDwarf012-coded-message</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 011 &#8211; Seymour in Rosette&#8217;s apartment</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-011-seymour-in-rosettes-apartment/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-011-seymour-in-rosettes-apartment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 11:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In this episode, Seymour makes himself at home in Rosette&#8217;s apartment and sells a priceless family heirloom for some money. BlueDwarf011-seymour-in-rosettes-apartment]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Seymour makes himself at home in Rosette&#8217;s apartment and sells a priceless family heirloom for some money.</p>
<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf011-seymour-in-rosettes-apartment.mp3">BlueDwarf011-seymour-in-rosettes-apartment</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Seymour makes himself at home in Rosette&#039;s apartment and sells a priceless family heirloom for some money. - BlueDwarf011-seymour-in-rosettes-apartment</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode, Seymour makes himself at home in Rosette&#039;s apartment and sells a priceless family heirloom for some money.

BlueDwarf011-seymour-in-rosettes-apartment</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 010 &#8211; Stirring stuff</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-10-stirring-stuff/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-10-stirring-stuff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 18:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BlueDwarf010-stirring-stuff]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/BlueDwarf010-stirring-stuff.mp3">BlueDwarf010-stirring-stuff</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf010-stirring-stuff</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf010-stirring-stuff</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 009 &#8211; Kind of Actionette</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-009-kind-of-actionette/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-009-kind-of-actionette/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 18:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BlueDwarf009-kind-of-actionette]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf009-kind-of-actionette</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf009-kind-of-actionette</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 008 &#8211; Lift going down, or up?</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-008-lift-going-down-or-up/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-008-lift-going-down-or-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[BlueDwarf008-lift-going-down]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf008-lift-going-down</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf008-lift-going-down</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 007 &#8211; Rallying the troops</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-007-rallying-the-troops/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-007-rallying-the-troops/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 23:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf007-rallying-the-troops</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf007-rallying-the-troops</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 006 – Life flashing before your eyes</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-006-life-flashing-before-your-eyes/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-006-life-flashing-before-your-eyes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 00:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf006-life-flashing-before</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf006-life-flashing-before</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 005 &#8211; Rock Bottom</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-005-rock-bottom/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-005-rock-bottom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BlueDwarf005-rock-bottom]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf005-rock-bottom</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf005-rock-bottom</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 004 &#8211; A package holiday to Kangaphin</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-004-a-package-holiday-to-kangaphin/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-004-a-package-holiday-to-kangaphin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 01:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BlueDwarf004-package-holiday-kangaphin]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf004-package-holiday-kangaphin</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf004-package-holiday-kangaphin</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 003 &#8211; Tada</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/003-tada/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/003-tada/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 01:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf003-tada</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 002 &#8211; Lost in thought</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-002-lost-in-thought/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-002-lost-in-thought/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 20:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<itunes:subtitle>BlueDwarf002-lost-in-thought</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>BlueDwarf002-lost-in-thought</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Blue Dwarf</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Podcast 001 &#8211; Shore Leave</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-001/</link>
		<comments>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/podcast-001/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 20:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<title>Captain Chrysler wasn&#8217;t dead after all, he was time travelling</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/captain-chrysler-wasnt-dead-after-all-he-was-time-travelling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So even though we reported here that Jay Chrysler was dead, killed in an explosion that destroyed the Hymenoptera &#8211; it looks like he cheated death! Jay reappeared in this post (posted by me because Andy wanted it to be a surprise!) explaining that he&#8217;d been working for the S.T.C.P (Space Time Continuum Police) for [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So even though we reported <a title="Captain Jay Chrysler dies!" href="http://localhost/bd2012/?p=1">here</a> that Jay Chrysler was dead, killed in an explosion that destroyed the Hymenoptera &#8211; it looks like he cheated death! Jay reappeared in <a title="An enforcer calls - Jay's reappearance" href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/270/posts/13221">this post</a> (posted by me because Andy wanted it to be a surprise!) explaining that he&#8217;d been working for the S.T.C.P (Space Time Continuum Police) for the past 608 years.</p>
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		<title>Blue Dwarf moves to OngoingWorlds</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/blue-dwarf-moves-to-ongoingworlds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 06:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leaving Yahoo Groups behind I&#8217;ve been running the Blue Dwarf play-by-post game for 11 years, and love it. It was because of my love of play-by-post games (Blue Dwarf in particular) that I started to realise there wasn&#8217;t really a decent tool for creating and running a game. People make do with forums or yahoo groups, but these things [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-60" title="270" src="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/270.jpg" alt="OngoingWorlds logo" width="200" height="180" />Leaving Yahoo Groups behind</h2>
<p>I&#8217;ve been running the Blue Dwarf play-by-post game for 11 years, and love it. It was because of my love of play-by-post games (Blue Dwarf in particular) that I started to realise there wasn&#8217;t really a decent tool for creating and running a game. People make do with forums or yahoo groups, but these things aren&#8217;t really made with roleplaying games in mind and could do with a few extra features. It was this reason why I created <a href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/">OngoingWorlds.com</a>.</p>
<p>Blue Dwarf was run in a Yahoo Group, which hasn&#8217;t always been a perfect experience. Occasionally posts you submit go missing, and either turn up a day later or never. This is mainly a problem when a player moves the story forward, but someone else doesn’t get to see it, posts in the same time frame and unknowingly undoes the events of the first post. Very frustrating, and can lead to arguments over whose post should get priority, and which is ignored.</p>
<p>Coupled with other minor annoyances, I decided that Yahoo Groups isn&#8217;t the best place for roleplaying games, despite it being really popular. I wanted a decent place to keep character biographies, and with Blue Dwarf created a separate website for members to be able to keep these. But it always felt so far away, and very few people made the arduous 1 or 2 click journey away from the Yahoo Group onto the website to look at the character biographies. I thought there must be a better way and searched for a decent system for roleplaying games, and when I found they all shared similar problems that&#8217;s when I decided to make my own.</p>
<h2>Moving everything over</h2>
<p>So Blue Dwarf has a firm place in OngoingWorld&#8217;s creation, and I&#8217;m glad that I&#8217;ve moved it across. It wasn&#8217;t easy to copy all the posts across however, I had to create a script that did this (Yahoo were unhelpful, they don&#8217;t provide any means of exporting your game!) and pulled the text into the OngoingWorlds database. Blue Dwarf has been running for over 11 years, which means a hell of a lot of posts. With over 12,000 posts, Blue Dwarf is now the biggest game on OngoingWorlds, the current second place is Terrifyingly Yours with over 170.</p>
<p>Members of Blue Dwarf will have to register on OngoingWorlds, and recreate their character biographies. This is a little bit of work, but not such a bad thing. Many of the biographies were in need of updating so this gives everyone a good opportunity to recreate them, and take into account current events and changes their character has gone through.</p>
<h2>Benefits of OngoingWorlds</h2>
<p>OngoingWorlds has many benefits for the members of Blue Dwarf, including the added control they have over their character profiles, and also the added perks like the ability to rate each other&#8217;s posts, and receive awards. The latter is important, many years ago we used to have an annual awards ceremony which we called the “Longwoods”, (named after a member of Blue Dwarf who sadly died). We haven&#8217;t done the awards for a few years due to it taking up a bit too much time, but it would be easy to start them up again using OngoingWorlds&#8217; awards, allowing each character to get the award added to their profile for all to see, and so they never forget.</p>
<h2>A new start for Blue Dwarf</h2>
<p>I&#8217;ve got many ideas for the storyline of Blue Dwarf, and am planning a big story that will change everything in the game so far. This should make the game feel fresh and new again.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re always looking for new members to join us, and for those members to really get involved and create their own storylines. If you aren&#8217;t a member already, visit <a href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/270">Blue Dwarf on OngoingWorlds</a> and click &#8220;join&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Captain Jay Chrysler dies!</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/hello-world-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 15:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Captain Jay Chrysler has been killed, detonating a bomb that put an end to the Hymenoptera across the galaxy. The bomb that destroyed the Hymenoptera homeworld including the Hymenoptera Queen. This disrupted the Hymenoptera&#8217;s hive mind, causing many to drop dead around the galaxy (see the post here). The bomb&#8217;s timer was destroyed by Jay&#8217;s evil double &#8220;Evil Jay&#8220;, [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_56" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-56 " title="jay2" src="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jay2-300x228.jpg" alt="Jay Chrysler" width="300" height="228" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Jay was played for over 10 years by Andy Longman</p></div>
<p>Captain Jay Chrysler has been killed, detonating a bomb that put an end to the Hymenoptera across the galaxy.</p>
<p>The bomb that destroyed the <a href="http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/guide-to-the-galaxy/the-hymenoptera">Hymenoptera</a> homeworld including the Hymenoptera Queen. This disrupted the Hymenoptera&#8217;s hive mind, causing many to drop dead around the galaxy (<a href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/270/posts/12995">see the post here</a>). The bomb&#8217;s timer was destroyed by Jay&#8217;s evil double &#8220;<a href="http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/crew/crew-info/other-characters/evil-jay-chrysler">Evil Jay</a>&#8220;, who was working with the Hymenoptera. To ensure the bomb was detonated, Jay ordered the team of Dwarfers to leave, and detonated it manually.</p>
<p>Jay Chrysler ordered the Blue Dwarf to attack the Hymenoptera&#8217;s homeworld after an attack that killed his wife and unborn child (<a href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/270/posts/12925">see the post here</a>). His life was made hell the following weeks when <a href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/270/posts/12933">his sister Vanessa was killed</a>, his favourite shuttle the <a href="http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/news/the-phoenix-is-destroyed">Phoenix was destroyed</a>, and <a href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/270/posts/12989">his clone Jayne was killed</a>.</p>
<p>Andy Longman, who played Jay decided to leave the Blue Dwarf because his expecting a baby and won&#8217;t have enough tome to dedicate to Blue Dwarf. In his last email he said:</p>
<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s any secret that I&#8217;ve been struggling to find time to post in recent months, probably longer. Life is moving quickly, with it becoming harder and harder to fit everything that I want to do in, and in July, I&#8217;ll be becoming a father for the first time. As excited about this as I am, I&#8217;m also extremely anxious, and I know that I&#8217;m going to find it even harder to find time for Blue Dwarf, so it seems only fair that I leave.</p>
<p>It was a very hard decision to make. I&#8217;ve been a member of Blue Dwarf now for over ten years, and have been a moderator for nearly all of that time. It&#8217;s been a huge part of my life, (I&#8217;ve been a member for almost a third of my life in fact) but it is simply time to move on. We see it often, where members leave without ever saying goodbye, and their character go forgotten. I couldn&#8217;t do that, I had to give my characters, especially Jay, a proper send off. Lets face it, he was never going to die peacefully in his jeep, I mean sleep.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been great fun guys, and I want to thank each and everyone of you, and all past members for making it such a great experience. I wouldn&#8217;t have been her for a decade if it wasn&#8217;t for all of you.</p>
<p>To Onion, Becca, Smandy, JHXMT, Chris Kentlea, Chris Harris, (and others I&#8217;m sure) I&#8217;ve known you guys for years now, longer than many of the people I know in real life (including my wife) and even though I&#8217;ve never met any of you in the flesh, I truly value the friendships we&#8217;ve built over the years,  I especially want to thank Onion, as without him there would never have been an opportunity for me to get to know any of you.</p>
<p>Who knows, I might one day grace your inboxes with a post again yet, but, if not, I hope you&#8217;ll all remember me, and of course, Jay.</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m getting emotional now, so I&#8217;d better sign off.</p>
<p>Stay Frosty guys. Love you all.</p>
<p>Andy/ Jay</p></blockquote>
<p dir="ltr">Andy joined Blue Dwarf in January 2001, and became a Moderator a few years later. Jay started out as a pilot, eventually became head of the Navigation Department, and then became Captain after the death of <a href="http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/crew/crew-info/old-characters/jed-calvert">Captain Jed Calvert</a>.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Just to embarass him, you can read his first ever post <a href="http://www.ongoingworlds.com/games/270/posts/860">here</a>!</p>
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		<title>Using NPC&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/using-npcs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 08:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes in our stories we need to throw in some Non Player Characters for our characters to talk to. These characters can vary in importance, they can either be someone who explains something very important to your character, or they can be a random security guy who gets killed in a nasty way. NPC&#8217;s can normally be [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes in our stories we need to throw in some <strong>Non Player Characters</strong> for our characters to talk to. These characters can vary in importance, they can either be someone who explains something very important to your character, or they can be a random security guy who gets killed in a nasty way.<span id="more-250"></span></p>
<h3>NPC&#8217;s can normally be categorised into two types:</h3>
<p><strong>Named NPC&#8217;s</strong> - This is someone who is usually specific to the current plot, either a main bad guy who&#8217;s plans you are trying to foil, or an innocent character who&#8217;s planet you might be trying to save. These characters are probably being used by the GM to drive the plot forward, so make sure you check before you use them in your posts.</p>
<p><strong>Unnamed NPC&#8217;s</strong> - This is a character who will probably never be mentioned again. Usually they will be referred to by their characteristics, like “the bald man” or “the one with the limp”. Use these if you need someone else to do something your character can&#8217;t do. Like for example your character is leading an away-mission and you get into a fight. You can make the action more dramatic by mentioning “the bald man” stabbing an alien to your left. Just to add more drama and depth to the fight. Also if a crazed bad guy wants to show off his power, he can mercilessly slaughter an NPC that no-one cares about but shows he is willing to murder.</p>
<p>If you are going to use this character loads of times then you can add him/her to the <a href="http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/crew">Crew Roster</a>. This will show their profile to everyone else and allow other people to use your NPC.</p>
<p>Please don&#8217;t try and add every random person to the Crew Roster though, especially if you&#8217;re never going to mention them again!</p>
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		<title>Writing your 1st post</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/writing-your-1st-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 08:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This will no-doubt be the first time your character comes aboard the Blue Dwarf and meets other characters. Try and make your entrance as memorable as possible, so that people will &#8220;get&#8221; your character and include them in their stories. This doesn&#8217;t mean they come in singing and dancing and making a spectacle of themselves [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This will no-doubt be the first time your character comes aboard the Blue Dwarf and meets other characters. Try and make your entrance as memorable as possible, so that people will &#8220;get&#8221; your character and include them in their stories. This doesn&#8217;t mean they come in singing and dancing and making a spectacle of themselves (unless of course this is typical of your character!), but try to do something that typically defines your character.</p>
<p>If they are clumsy, write them making a tit of themselves in front of everyone and being embarrassed. If they are incredibly kind, introduce them being nice to someone. If they are incredibly arrogant, show them being incredibly arrogant. You can develop the characters much further than just these simple qualities, but it&#8217;s somewhere to start rather than &#8220;Bob meets Frank and says hello. Frank waves neutrally at him.&#8221;<span id="more-248"></span></p>
<h2>How will your character come aboard?</h2>
<p>If you want to start afresh but without the hassle of a back story, you could say that you have been in stasis for the majority of this mission as a “backup crewmember” and you have been brought out of stasis now, 3 million years later. You will be able to mention that your character doesn&#8217;t properly know their way around yet, and start to meet new people.</p>
<h2>See things from an alien&#8217;s perspective</h2>
<p>If you are playing an alien or gelf and have just come aboard, you might want to mention how different the Blue Dwarf is to your home planet. The things that we take for granted might be strange and unusual to an alien, so it could be worth pointing little things out.</p>
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		<title>Tips for newbies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 06:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tips/Rules for newbies who do not wish to be hated/loathed/disliked by the more experienced writers: Remember; You&#8217;re just a crewmember. Sorry, I know y&#8217;all wanna be superheroes with decades of experience, but that&#8217;s just tedious. No one likes a know-it-all. Related to the first point; keep that goddamn finger offa the goddamn god-mode button. You [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tips/Rules for newbies who do not wish to be hated/loathed/disliked by the more experienced writers:</p>
<ol>
<li>Remember; You&#8217;re just a crewmember. Sorry, I know y&#8217;all wanna be superheroes with decades of experience, but that&#8217;s just tedious. No one likes a know-it-all.</li>
<li>Related to the first point; keep that goddamn finger offa the goddamn god-mode button. You cannot run into a heavily fortified facility and single-handedly wipe out all the enemy. Ya just look like a wanker.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t have fries with that. You don&#8217;t need to have your own ship, flunkie, AI, time-machine, and superpowers. If you absolutely INSIST on a power, keep it funny. Like psychic powers brought on by PMS/PMT.</li>
<li>Enough of the &#8216;don&#8217;t's for now, time for some &#8216;do&#8217;s. Have some personality flaws. Anti-heroes are terrific! Everyone loves to laugh at a cynical bastard being&#8230;well, a cynical bastard (but at the same time, avoid being totally insular and not interacting with other characters). Or your character can have a severe drug problem. Anything like that allows for character development. Your character should be able to grow, or it will just become stale, you&#8217;ll get bored of them, and either kill them off so as to introduce a new one, or leave the group&#8230;or both.</li>
<li>Pair up with two or three other characters. That way, when away-mission time comes, you aren&#8217;t the loner kid no one picks to be on their football team. And it also helps with character development.</li>
<li>A distinct trend has been observed; Guys wanna blow shit up, women wanna get in a relationship and have babies&#8230;frankly, the guys way is better to read. This ain&#8217;t a romance novel, dammit! Relationships CAN be good, if you think you can actually subtly weave it into the overall plot. Best to at least wait till you become a well-established character first.</li>
<li>Last of all, for the love of all things good and holy, TALK TO THE MODS! Not only can they help out, but you can tell them if you have an idea for a new plot after the one that is currently happening. That way, you won&#8217;t decide to just hijack the one we&#8217;re already on (hopefully). You WILL be slapped with great prejudice.</li>
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<p>So, consider yourselves warned. I speak from experience, and have made many of the above mistakes myself. Result; I read over old posts of mine and cringe. And not in a good way.</p>
<p><strong>By Reuben Jurott aka <em>Mk.10</em></strong></p>
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		<title>Creating a good character</title>
		<link>http://bluedwarf.co.uk/creating-a-good-character/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>davidball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The character you play is probably the most crucial part of your role-playing experience. Your character will be your outlook onto the crazy world of Blue Dwarf, and how you interact with it. It is your character&#8217;s actions that you will write about, so they should be interesting! Choose a name The first thing people [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-241" title="dvd_really_board_150607_8l" src="http://bluedwarf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dvd_really_board_150607_8l-300x213.jpg" alt="Lister and Rimmer" width="300" height="213" />The character you play is probably the most crucial part of your role-playing experience. Your character will be your outlook onto the crazy world of Blue Dwarf, and how you interact with it. It is your character&#8217;s actions that you will write about, so they should be interesting!</p>
<h2>Choose a name</h2>
<p>The first thing people will notice about your character is their name. If they are a wacky character, they might have a wacky name. If they are a posh character, they may have a posh sounding name.  If they are a mechanoid, they might have a name with lots of numbers in it. If they are a national/regional stereotype, they might have a national/regional sounding name (Don&#8217;t be racist though!!).</p>
<p><strong>No Red Dwarf names</strong><br />
We seriously advise against using Red Dwarfy sounding names like Lister, or Rimmer, or Kotchanski, you could come up with a long tenuous reason why your character is related to one of the Red Dwarf crew, but we&#8217;ve seen loads of them by now. And remember Lister was an orphan so don&#8217;t go making yourself  his brother!<span id="more-240"></span></p>
<p><strong>Random names</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.seventhsanctum.com/">Seventh Sanctum</a> has a good random name generator if you&#8217;re stuck for names.</p>
<h2>Character background</h2>
<p>Your character&#8217;s background is important as it make him or her the person they are today. Do they have any hidden secrets? Has it been a strange set of circumstances that lead them to where they are today?</p>
<p>Nasty things happening to them as a child might make them a stronger person, or it might make them a total nut-job.</p>
<p>A character with a dark and dodgy background is usually more interesting to write about than someone who grew up in a safe loving environment.</p>
<p>But don&#8217;t go too overboard! Make it realistic at least, the worst character histories are ones that mention the character has saved the world twice before their 16th birthday. Don&#8217;t make your character a hero! It will make them extremely hard to play, and it will frustrate everyone else when your character kills a million people in one paragraph without any drama or suspense.</p>
<p>If you want to have a lot of fun posting, you need to give your character some challenges to overcome, and conflicts to get out of. A post about a character struggling to fight an enemy barehanded by being resourceful is loads more interesting than about someone who just stands still easily shooting loads of people dead. A character who finds everything easy is boring to write about.</p>
<p>A good background might lead you to wanting to explore more into it at some moments. Maybe something that happened in the past has just popped into mind by something in the present, it could be interesting to see your character have a flashback (but only if it&#8217;s relevant, this isn&#8217;t series 1 of Lost). Keep as many relatives or old friends alive, in case you want to have your character bump into them at some stage. This could be a good opportunity for character development in a time when posting is going slow, or the storyline is in a slump.</p>
<h2>Personality</h2>
<p>Choosing the personality of your character is extremely important. It will determine what he or she does at all moments. When they are under attack will your character run and hide, or rise up to the occasion? The first is more heroic, but the second is funnier.</p>
<p>There are several types of personality types that you can consider for your character:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Pessimistic</strong> - does your character worry and complain about things often?</li>
<li><strong>Optimistic</strong> – is you character care-free and happy all the time?</li>
<li><strong>Enthusiastic</strong> – is your character good at their job? Or are they a slacker?</li>
<li><strong>Selfish</strong> – does your character only care about themselves?</li>
<li><strong>Generous</strong> – would your character stop to pick up a distress call and help out?</li>
<li><strong>Pushy</strong> – does your character try to order other people around?</li>
<li><strong>Egotistical</strong> – does your character boast about everything?</li>
<li><strong>Laziness</strong> – does your character really hate having to do stuff?</li>
<li><strong>Helpless</strong> – does your character constantly get into situations they need rescuing from?</li>
<li><strong>Frank</strong> – does your character speak their mind often, and tell it how it is?</li>
<li><strong>Nasty</strong> – does your character go out of their way to spite other people?</li>
<li><strong>Ambitious</strong> – would your character step on people to climb the ladder to success?</li>
<li><strong>Shyness</strong> – is your character quiet and afraid to talk to other people?</li>
<li><strong>Forgetful</strong> – is you character a total retard?</li>
</ul>
<p>Think about who your character is when writing your posts, and make them react to situations realistically. For example a person who was tortured in his past by clowns would react badly to going on an away-mission to a circus planet.</p>
<h3>Don&#8217;t be &#8216;just another alien&#8217;</h3>
<p>Try to avoid being &#8216;just another alien&#8217;. Red Dwarf has a strict no-alien policy, it states that aliens do not exist. In the Blue Dwarf game however, we have broken that rule a few times, but the essence of being alien should still be kept a rare thing. If you insist on having an alien for your character, don&#8217;t just bring him/her aboard and assume everything is nice and okay &#8211; being on a human spaceship would be a very bizarre thing for the alien! Go into detail about how different life is.</p>
<p>Also people might not treat an alien the same, this could lead to many tensions and misunderstandings among characters. Think about differences in culture, laws, faith, language. Really bring this to life as being an alien has many advantages for challenging character development.</p>
<h3>Character flaws / pet hates</h3>
<p>Nobody is perfect. All the best characters have a darker side, or some personality flaw they have to overcome. Indiana Jones had a crippling fear of snakes, which made that scene where he dropped into a pit of them all the more interesting. If he loved snakes it would be dead boring if he instead goes “Ooh lots of cuddly snakes” and starts stroking them. Giving your characters a crippling fear, then making them face it can be loads of fun!</p>
<h3>Anti-hero</h3>
<p>Your character doesn&#8217;t have to be a goody two-shoes, they could be someone who only looks out for themselves and will screw everyone else over, or would care more about what&#8217;s for lunch than to save someone else&#8217;s life. Anti-heroes are terrific! Everyone loves to laugh at a cynical bastard being&#8230;well, a cynical bastard (but at the same time, avoid being totally insular and not interacting with other characters).</p>
<p>Or your character can have a severe drug or alcohol problem. Anything like that allows for character development.</p>
<h3>Character growth</h3>
<p>Your character should be able to grow, or it will just become stale, you&#8217;ll get bored of them, and either kill them off so as to introduce a new one, or leave the group&#8230;or both. And we don&#8217;t like loosing people for silly reasons!</p>
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